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BRETT TALLEY BECOMES THE SECOND BIGGEST LOSER IN ALABAMA: Ghost-hunting would-be judge had his name withdrawn. Joe Patrice has been on a personal crusade against this guy. Give him a round of applause. MOODY'S DINGS A LAW SCHOOL: Something called California Western School of Law had the downgrading of its bonds affirmed. Staci cares. FOOTBALL FAN SUES TEAM: It's like "man bites dog," only the fan is so stupid its more accurate to say "man pisses self because he saw a black person." I mock it here. LAWYER SPENDS $4 MILLION ON SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY: That's an actual headline. As a parent, I try not to criticize other parents. Kathryn, therefore, does this justice. HOW TO MAKE MONEY FROM HOLIDAY PARTIES: That's also a real headline. God, I hate everything.