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THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE HAS A SEXUAL HARASSMENT PROBLEM: Add the Department of Justice to the list of institutions that does a crappy job at protecting women from sexual predators in the workplace. That list continues to include goddamn everybody. THIS STORY JUST PLAIN SUCKS: A law student was killed in a plane crash, flying on a Christmas trip with his wife. PENN LAW'S HOLIDAY LETTER SOMEHOW DOESN'T CALL ITSELF SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER HOLIDAY LETTERS: Yeah, if you think we're going to let go of the fact that a Penn Law professor thinks her culture is superior to all others, you haven't really thought about how freaking terrible her argument is. HERE'S SOME USEFUL HELP FOR YOUR NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY: If you are a millennial who has to explain your law school loans to other millennials this New Year's, here are some tips.

THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE HAS A SEXUAL HARASSMENT PROBLEM: Add the Department of Justice to the list of institutions that does a crappy job at protecting women from sexual predators in the workplace. That list continues to include goddamn everybody.

THIS STORY JUST PLAIN SUCKS: A law student was killed in a plane crash, flying on a Christmas trip with his wife.

PENN LAW’S HOLIDAY LETTER SOMEHOW DOESN’T CALL ITSELF SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER HOLIDAY LETTERS: Yeah, if you think we’re going to let go of the fact that a Penn Law professor thinks her culture is superior to all others, you haven’t really thought about how freaking terrible her argument is.

HERE’S SOME USEFUL HELP FOR YOUR NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY: If you are a millennial who has to explain your law school loans to other millennials this New Year’s, here are some tips.


Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

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