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BRETT KAVANAUGH'S RECORD NOW INCLUDES AN ATTEMPTED RAPE ALLEGATION: Somewhere, Raymond Kethledge is warming up in the bullpen, right? Mitch McConnell is too smart to have all his eggs in this rapidly decaying basket. MEANWHILE, UMM, MANAFORT FLIPPED: Guess "joint defense" just doesn't mean what it used to. LAWYER SANCTIONED FOR USING ELLIPSES: I use ellipses... all the damn time. It can be... annoying. But... I... Like... Them. I also don't write legal briefs. LL.M. ADVICE: This is probably the third most frequently asked question we get around here, behind "should I go to law school?" and "what makes you think you're above the law?" DRIVE AN UBER, PAY OFF DEBT: There are no "good" jobs, there are just jobs, followed by death. I think Geoffrey Owens was trying to say something more important than that, but that's kind of what I took from it.

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BRETT KAVANAUGH’S RECORD NOW INCLUDES AN ATTEMPTED RAPE ALLEGATION: Somewhere, Raymond Kethledge is warming up in the bullpen, right? Mitch McConnell is too smart to have all his eggs in this rapidly decaying basket.

MEANWHILE, UMM, MANAFORT FLIPPED: Guess “joint defense” just doesn’t mean what it used to.

LAWYER SANCTIONED FOR USING ELLIPSES: I use ellipses… all the damn time. It can be… annoying. But… I… Like… Them. I also don’t write legal briefs.

LL.M. ADVICE: This is probably the third most frequently asked question we get around here, behind “should I go to law school?” and “what makes you think you’re above the law?”

DRIVE AN UBER, PAY OFF DEBT: There are no “good” jobs, there are just jobs, followed by death. I think Geoffrey Owens was trying to say something more important than that, but that’s kind of what I took from it.

 

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