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Judge Tells Lawyer To Suck Viggo Mortensen's Dick. This Does Not End Well For The Judge.

Judicial temperament 101.

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You and Viggo Mortensen should get a hotel room and suck each other’s dicks.

— Town Justice John W. Hallett, who offered that nugget of judicial wisdom to a lawyer promoting a Viggo Mortensen film festival. Hallett also called the festival “about the gayest thing I have ever heard” — which was probably a reference to the Frodo and Sam storyline — and was accused of “allegedly [making] a gesture with his hand to his mouth to connote oral sex, [patting] the attorney lightly on the cheek and [saying], ‘There, there little boy.'” Hallett is… not going to be a judge anymore.

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