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JEFF BEZOS IS GETTING BLACKMAILED OVER HIS PENIS PICS: And still had a better day than Matt Whitaker. LAW STUDENTS UNABLE TO PAY RENT AFTER SCHOOL GOES INTO RECEIVERSHIP: Had a better day than Matt Whitaker. LAWYERS REALIZING THEY'RE GETTING SLAMMED BY TRUMP'S NEW TAXES: Had a better day than Matt Whitaker. PEOPLE WHO MAKE LAW SCHOOL MEMES: Had an infinitely better day than Matt Whitaker. MCGUIREWOODS PARTNER WHO CALLED OUT BLACKFACE IN REAL TIME WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE: Had a better day, and a better life, than Matt Whitaker. My new wish for all my enemies is that they have to live Matt Whitaker's day today at least once in their lives.