When Life Gives You Broken Elevators, Make Bad Puns

Some 8-year-old out there has lost their joke book.

Cardozo’s ElevatorGate problem continues and so does our Nancy Grace-inspired breathless coverage of this horror. With irate students, serious ADA concerns, and no clear end in sight, the administration is trying to salve everyone’s spirits with donuts which — as bribes go — is a pretty good one.

But the school is also leaning into the disaster and trying to find whatever fleeting humor they can. We already covered the first set of signs cropping up around campus, but now there are even more.

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The dad jokes… they BURN.

But Cardozo’s best silent dig came in its USNWR press statement. This is some quality self-shade.

Oh, I see what you did there.

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Earlier: Law School Can’t Get Elevators Working In Horrifying Metaphor
ElevatorGate Spawns Some Quality Trolling