Despite Protests, I Think This Lawyer Might Really Be A Cat

This is just purrrfect.

We’ve made it to Friday, so it’s time to take stock of where we are. With an impeachment trial and the wholesale restaffing of the Department of Justice, it’s pretty clear what quote lords over a week of fast-paced legal news.

I’m here live, I’m not a cat.

It looks like the phenomenon of lawyers who are definitely not cats has spread to Florida. A quick perusal of the attorney profiles at Losey PLLC turned up a new lawyer for the firm.

OK, I’m curious. I hope that’s not an instinct that might get one into trouble….

I.M. is a cat is a human who does human work and advises human companies and human investors in early stage, venture capital, private equity, and M&A (meow and agitate) transactions. He also serves as day-to-day corporate counsel on a variety of governance and other matters, having worked with many companies throughout the U.S. and across a wide range of industries, with a focus on fisheries, aquaculture, and controlled substances (commonly known as “cat nip”).

Sounds legit. Are there puns? You bet there are puns:

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He graduated summa purr laude from the University of Nowhere’s Kitten College of Law, and served as the editor of the Paw Review, receiving accolades for his seminal work Tort Consequences of Clawing and Scratching, 60 Kit. P. Rev. 1184 (2008).

Nice. Check out the whole profile for some more tidbits, including I.M.’s favorite football teams… you’ll never guess.

Good of Losey PLLC to have a sense of humor and take some time out of their busy days to do some kitten around.

Earlier: Lawyer Tells Judge ‘I’m Not A Cat’ In The Best Zoom Court Mishap Yet


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