Andy Giuliani Flips Sh*t In Parking Lot While Rudy Moans 'America Is Not America'

Showing the same discretion and aplomb which got his license to practice law suspended in the first place.

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Yesterday five judges in New York suspended Rudy Giuliani’s license to practice law citing “uncontroverted evidence of professional misconduct” and an ongoing danger to democracy from an attorney using his authority to “foment a loss of confidence in our elections and resulting loss of confidence in government.”

Safe to say, the former mayor is not taking it well. Last night he went on Newsmax with social media side show Greg Kelly to air his grievances.

“America is not America any longer,” he complained. “We do not live in a free state. We live in a state that’s controlled by the Democrat party, by Cuomo, de Blasio, and the Democrats.”

In Rudy’s telling, the Democrats are out to get him because he’s such a dangerously effective advocate for his client Donald Trump.

“We have a double standard,” he added, getting angrier. “There’s no doubt, if I was representing Hillary Clinton, I’d be their hero. I represented my client so effectively, that they’re trying to get me to shut up. They know what’s gonna happen – because they did it – they know what’s gonna happen in Arizona, and they know what’s gonna happen in Georgia. And they want this mouth shut.”

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It’s an odd position for a guy who failed spectacularly in his one court appearance this election cycle, after leaking hair dye at the RNC and booking a press conference in the parking lot of a landscaper across from the crematorium and a porn shop. Particularly since we’re five months into Biden’s presidency and the whole hUnTeR bIdEn lApToP storyline doesn’t seem to be gaining any traction. What exactly does he think is about to happen in Arizona and Georgia?

Meanwhile, continuing with the random parking lot theme, Rudy’s obnoxious son threw a shitfit yesterday about his father’s bar suspension. And the production values were amazing.

Naturally, Andrew Giuliani, the gubernatorial candidate whose main claim to fame is a failed contract suit against the Duke University golf team after it cut him for being such a dick, conducted himself with his customary grace and aplomb.

“I am infuriated by all this,” he shouted. “And any American that believes in an independent justice system — this is going after one of President Trump’s closes allies.” Which is true, as far as it goes. But it’s an odd position for a guy whose party has shouted LOCK HER UP for the past twelve years.

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The Roodlet howled at the unfairness of a panel of Democratically-appointed and elected judges in a state which votes overwhelmingly Democrat — although he called them “judges” and butchered their names when he read them off. Ready to lead!

“The fact that there would be this politicization in our Justice Department is disgusting,” he railed, seemingly confused about exactly which agency had yanked his father’s license to practice law.

“It is a cancer that needs to be cut out, and it needs to be cut out right now,” he concluded. “Thank you for listening. I’ll have more statements later in the day.”

Reader, he did not have any further statements. So thank heaven for small favors.


Elizabeth Dye lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.