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Rudy Giuliani Still Charging $325 To Talk Life, Love, Phony Election Fraud Stories

Rudy Giuliani shows off some leg and sways seductively in pure nightmare fuel video.

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Walking caricature Rudy Giuliani got stiffed on his legal fees by Donald Trump, he’s surely got his own legal bills arising from the criminal probe that already ensnared his compatriots Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, and he can’t really practice law at the moment — so how does a disgraced politician make ends meet?

On Cameo, of course, where Giuliani continues to charge $325 for individuals and $2275 for businesses to hear his gloriously inane ramblings and, occasionally, see him get duped into bashing his own clients.

After the latter incident, you might have thought Giuliani thought better of hitching his finances to the birthday message industry, but you’d be wrong.

Giuliani posted — and has since deleted — a video on Twitter plugging his Cameo account from the golf course and he is sporting… a look!

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Without video it’s impossible to covey how awkward he looks on the course. He just sways back and forth through his whole pitch before launching a swing that’s best described as the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of drives. This guy’s clearly hitting in the triple-digits. If he’s not putting any effort into looking like he understands golf, why would anyone expect him to put any effort into Aunt Sally’s birthday wish?

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Also, Shaq wants his shorts back. Giuliani got a lot of flack for suggesting that he could see Michelle Wie’s underwear when she would putt — clearly no risk Rudy’s letting that happen with this get up.

But Rudy’s deleted the video, imagining that this would erase this nightmare fuel from the internet forever as opposed to leaving us with screencaps for years. But what can you expect from a self-proclaimed cybersecurity expert butt-dialing reporters?

Earlier: Rudy Giuliani’s Cameo Career Proves That He’ll Bash His Own Client For $400
Rudy Giuliani Tries To Pay Mounting Legal Fees One Awkward Birthday Greeting At A Time

HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

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