Satan
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 04.09.21
* Nike and Lil Nas X have agreed to settle a lawsuit over the latter’s “Satan Shoes.” Thank God… [Fox Business]
* A defamation lawsuit OJ Simpson filed against a Las Vegas hotel has been resolved. [Fox News]
* A new lawsuit alleges that Facebook’s failure to police hate speech causes anti-Muslim abuse. [Los Angeles Times]
* Hollywood power lawyer Howard Weitzman has passed away. [Los Angeles Times]
* An actor from the Jack Black movie “School of Rock” is now a district attorney in Texas. That rocks… [My San Antonio]
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Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 05.23.16
* The arresting officer in the Freddie Gray case was found not guilty on all charges. [Baltimore CBS]
* An oldie but a goodie: a lawsuit filed against “Satan and his staff” for ruining a man’s life. Unfortunately, there isn’t much a court can do without proper jurisdiction. [Boing Boing]
* Matt Bruenig may still think lawyers get paid too much, but that didn’t stop him from opening up a GoFundMe campaign after being fired from Demos Think Tank over some rude tweets. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
* How small is too small? An analysis of the trivial doctrine under New York law. [Cityland]
* A lawyer has already been hired to file an objection to the proposed settlement in the O’Connor v. Uber case. [Law and More]
* Has University of Iowa College of Law’s enrollment finally stabilized after a sharp decline? [Tax Prof Blog]
* A whistleblower lawsuit alleges dirty tactics in the deal to move the Rams from St. Louis to Los Angeles. [Courthouse News]
* Second Amendment fanatic vs. gun control advocate. [Funny or Die]
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Politics, Quote of the Day
Even Satanists Want Nothing To Do With Ted Cruz
Memo to Ted Cruz: nobody likes you.
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Free Speech, Technology
Student Facing Terroristic Threat Charges After Decorating High School Bathroom With Laughable 'Satanic' Graffiti
Today's "terroristic threat" is brought to you by a very disappointed Satan. Apparently, this graffiti first appeared in a Brownsboro High School -
ATL Career Center Survey, Biglaw, Summer Associates
Which Biglaw Summer Associates Are Happiest With Their Firms?
A look at the top-rated Biglaw summer associate programs, according to the ATL Insider Survey. -
Craigslist, Job Searches
Satan Finally Reveals Himself As A Legal Employer
And, of course, Satan uses Craigslist to recruit new legal talent.