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Morning Docket: 04.08.24
* Stephen Breyer to start hearing appellate cases. In the… First Circuit? Maybe consider the Fifth Circuit, buddy. Help a Constitution out, bro. [Reuters]
* Wait! Trump’s team said no one was willing to put up a bond for the full amount, but the Knight folks were willing to put up the full amount? Though they may not REALLY have even the smaller amount so… what? [ProPublica]
* A profile of Todd Blanche yeeting his career into the sun to let Donald Trump maybe ghostwrite his letters to judges. [Seattle Times]
* Supreme Court remains ethical cesspool. [Bloomberg]
* Former UK high court judges join call for country to cut off weapons sales to Israel. [LegalCheek]
* Grizzly bears the last real Chevron test. [Bloomberg Law News]
* More activist investors… but not the good kind like you’d want. [Law.com]
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Texas Wins Over The Constitution…For Now: SCOTUS does nothing. Nothing to see here.
That’s Not As Good Of A Title As You Think That Is: Trump really wants you to know he’s just an “attempted” rapist.
You Can’t Opt Out Of Arrest Warrants: Should have known they’d get you if you show up to court.
Think Twice About Making Deepfakes: Washington state outlaws consensual deepfake porn.
You Only Get One Chance: Clifford Chance revokes training contract offers over low scores.
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Trump Previews Electoral Strategy Of Shouting 'Just An ATTEMPTED Rapist' At Random Judges
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Mike Lindell Is Back At SCOTUS For Another Ritual Pantsing
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BREAKING: Trump Makes *Not Terrible* Argument In Carroll Defamation Case
Too bad it's coming a month after the trial. -
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SCOTUS Keeps Trump On The CO Ballot Because ... Eh, Whatever, It's All Vibes
Lousy Smarch weather. -
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FedSoc Founder Calls Trump Verdict 'Kafkaesque' In Case You Missed The Part Where Josef K. Used Multiple Valuations To Defraud Lenders & Insurers
Calabresi's latest MAGA-inspired screed once again forces us to ask if this is all an elaborate parody. -
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Judicial Conduct Committee Passes Ball On Glaring Due Process Issue In Newman Case
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DC Circuit Sends SEAL Team 6 To Assassinate Trump's Ridiculous Immunity Arguments
More of a mercy killing, really. -
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Fulton DA Comes Out Swinging In Response To Affair Allegations
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Trump LOLsuit Against Pee Dossier Authors Gets Flushed In English Court
Circling the drain on two continents.
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Trump Can't Even Be Bothered To Pretend He Cares About Bomb Threat To Judge In NY Fraud Case
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Judge Takes Time Out Of Saturday Night Plans To Call Trump A Rapist. Again.
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Morning Docket: 01.05.24
* NYC sues the bus companies for participating in the human trafficking regime that Texas is running. A more significant trafficking development than the slight record change in the Epstein case and literally getting a fraction of the coverage. [Reuters]
* Woman who sucks… still sucks. [CNN]
* Law360’s management is bad at things? NO… that can’t be. [TheVerge]
* The Times did something stupid so guess who is there to talk about it… [Washington Post]
* DISCO is… not having a good 365 days. Or the best 365 days? [Bloomberg Law News]
* I’ll take 64 loads from my footlong. This is entirely an advertising suit. [ABA Journal]
* Good thought experiment: if the ballot question was political, where do state courts stand. [Law.com]