Non-Sequiturs: 12.02.14

Scantron* A modest proposal for a new course evaluation form. [LawProfBlawg] * An interview with former Senator George Mitchell. Did you know he turned down Justice Breyer’s seat because he wanted “to pass significant health care legislation.” The appropriate 90s response is to cue Nelson Muntz. [Coverage Opinions] * George Washington may have doomed your smartphone privacy. But if it makes you feel any better he probably didn’t mean to. [Redline] * California lawyers are 35 percent more in debt than they were 6 years ago. [Cal Lawyer] * “He sent three clients explicit text messages that included photographs of his erect penis.” Fun addendum: if you read the full opinion, because the associate wrote off his time for sex that was, rightly, the firm’s 8.4 violation! I hope they weren’t the ones who turned him in. [Legal Profession Blog] * A panel of legal analysts weigh in on the nomination of Loretta Lynch to succeed Eric Holder as Attorney General and discuss what her nomination means in the context of civil rights. [RH Reality Check] * Do you need a live CLE lecture? Pick up 12 credits and grab some drinks with some ATL editors afterward. [Above the Law]