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What If We’re Just Mad This March? — See Generally

ATL Bracket: Which Of These Ghouls Should Get Disbarred First? There are still a few hours left to vote in our annual March anger bracket. Which Trump lawyer’s ethically fraught work most warrants disciplinary inquiry. We have 4 regions worth of matchups… here, here, here, and here.

Back In The Day, Megafirms Cut Local Back Office Staff, Moving It All Offsite… AI Now Comes For Those Jobs: The jobs that were once cheaper in Tampa are now a lot cheaper with Claude.

Judge Calls Out NJ US Attorney’s Office For Three-Raccoons-In-A-Trench-Coat Management Style: Who is actually running the NJ US Attorney’s Office? Because the Trump DOJ’s inability to do anything right is starting to risk putting child predators back on the streets. I mean… other than the ones in the redacted Epstein files.

Todd Blanche Still Laser Focused On Covering Up For Pedophiles: The Deputy AG seems to take a personal interest in blocking anything that might reveal Epstein’s accomplices.

Weil Gotshal Names First Female Executive Partner: Ramona Nee will become Weil’s first woman to hold the executive partner title in firm’s history.

Trump Rage-Posts 1,000 Words About The Supreme Court At 11 PM On A Sunday: With a war in Iran, a China-Taiwan standoff, and DHS in shutdown, the president still found time for a meandering rant about the Court he packed.

Because I Got Sued (Because I Got Sued): Afroman mocked the cops who wrongfully raided his house… so they sued him for hurting their feelings.

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Another Day, More Brackets! — See Also

Which Trump Administration Attorney Most Deserves To Lose Their License?: Vote on the winner (?) of the John Eastman region!

But Wait, There’s More!: Vote on the biggest loser in the Stephen Miller region!

Going To Law School With Advocacy In Mind?: These schools should be on your radar!

The Executive Order Fight Heads To The D.C. Circuit: No way this will backfire in the government’s face!

U.S. District Court Issues Preliminary Injunction Against RFK Jr.: Turns out the vaccine schedule changes are reviewable!

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.20.26

* James Comey subpoenaed in “grand conspiracy” investigation. [Reuters]

* Simpson Thacher missed a deadline and now client’s merger could collapse. [Roll on Friday]

* Non-equity partners aren’t loving it. [Bloomberg Law News]

* New Antitrust chief tells staff not to worry about criticism and just sit back and be the best rubberstamps for donors they can be. [Law360]

* Epstein’s lawyer claims he had no knowledge of criminal activity. [BBC]

* DOJ sets up another fight over a phony prosecutor. [ABA Journal]

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It Isn’t March Madness Without A Bracket! — See Also

Which Trump Administration Lawyers Should Lose Their License The Hardest?: Here’s your explanation on the regions.

And Here’s Where You Cast Your Vote!: Who should be the biggest loser in the Giuliani division?

George W. Bush Appointed Judge Reminds Trump The White House Isn’t His House: He also has no time for the “alteration” excuse.

Total Victory For Afroman!: The most ridiculous trial of the year came through with the right verdict!

Biglaw Partner Teaches AI Class At Columbia Law: That sounds way more interesting than contracts!