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Morning Docket: 02.09.26

* Fifth Circuit bucks rest of judiciary, precedent, and basic statutory interpretation to authorizing indefinite detention for anyone suspected of being in the country illegally. [One First]

* Speaking of “Fifths,” Ghislaine Maxwell heading to Congress, but not going to answer any questions. [Reuters]

* HBCU law school tells student not to use the word “Black” in “Black History Month” materials. Sorry, the law school probably prefers to be called an “H…CU.” [Click Orlando]

* The fascinating “pay it forward” story that gave us the iconic fictional lawyer. [Tedium]

* CFTC taking on prediction markets. I’ve got $20 on they won’t end up doing anything. [National Law Journal]

* Lawyers getting sick and tired of people using AI for legal advice. [Axios]

* Court blocks administration effort to halt NYC infrastructure until Penn Station is renamed after him. [Law360]

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DOJ Lawyer Delivers Moment Of Pure Honesty, Promptly Fired — See Generally

DOJ Lawyer Invites Judge To Hold Her In Contempt Just To Get Some Rest: Government attorney called out the challenges preventing her from complying with court orders and begs for rest. The DOJ immediately fired her.

Brad Karp Era Ends At Paul Weiss: Paul Weiss undergoes impromptu leadership shuffle after Epstein files reveal conversations with Epstein.

Republicans Get Huffy About Justice Jackson Attending The Grammys: GOP decides the real scandal is a Supreme Court justice hearing musicians as mad about ICE as the rest of the country.

Biglaw Epstein Victim Drafted Own Sex Contract: Clifford Chance alum went on to law school at Berkeley, paid for by Epstein.

Anthropic Enters Legal Tech, Creates Immediate Freakout: New twist in AI arms race as one of the big players enters the fray directly.

DOJ Hiring Prosecutors Based On Sliding Into DMs: Federal hiring hits new low.

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Guilt By Musical Association — See Also

GOP Wants Investigation Of Justice Jackson Because She Attended The Grammys: Attending because she was nominated for best audio book isn’t enough of an excuse for these people.

Epstein Victim Was A Biglaw Attorney Turned “Recruiter”: At one point, Epstein gave her feedback on a sex contract she drafted.

What Are You Waiting For, Free Speech Absolutists?: The DHS is hunting down dissent and rights enthusiasts are pretty quiet.

Jumping Ship Before Ships Merge: Partners defect from Perkins Coie as merger details solidify.

Appalachian Law School Gets Some Financial Support: This could be the turn of luck the school needs!

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