Morning Docket: 04.16.26
* “Law school ranking shakeup sparks calls to retire T-14.” We’ve been doing that here since at least 2017. [Reuters]
* John Eastman formally disbarred. [NY Times]
* And so, right on cue, Cornell’s Federalist Society is having him speak. [Cornell Daily Sun]
* Justice Sotomayor apologizes for “hurtful comments” suggesting that Brett Kavanaugh might not know any hourly workers. Her comments were always unfair… many bartenders are paid hourly. [Law360]
* Jury finds Live Nation operated illegal monopoly. Too bad the DOJ’s antitrust division bailed on this case already. [NY Law Journal]
* Latest Eighth Circuit nominee testifies that he will decide cases fairly and impartially. His online footprint explains that he’s a warrior against “woke ideology.” [Balls and Strikes]
* WNBA labor deal came together because of a lawyer with Philadelphia basketball roots. [Inquirer]
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