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Morning Docket: 09.08.26

* Federal judge addresses still available online even though we passed a law to shield those. [ABA Journal]

* New York’s best dressed lawyers. [Business Insider]

* Trump’s effort to use Post Office to disrupt voting reminds of Andrew Jackson censoring abolitionist mail. [Slate]

* Lawyer cites AI hallucinations to defend himself at disciplinary hearing. [Legal Cheek]

* White House announces pending ban on Bombardier jets… even though the Canadian company builds jets in Kansas. [Reuters]

* Country wrecker Kyrsten Sinema facing home wrecker lawsuit. [The Hill]

* Hacking group broke into Florida records, released Epstein’s driving record. [Hackread]

* Quinn Emanuel disqualified in defamation case. [Law360]

* Senior official arrested for selling green cards. Official administration policy continues offering H-1B visas for $100,000. [Newsweek]

* A look at Seyfarth’s SEYscraper research tool. [Fast Company]

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Check That Email Address Field Before Hitting Send On Those Judge Insults — See Generally

Can’t Blame AI For This Email Disaster: The NCAA handed its Rhode Island case over to Foley & Lardner after its Holland & Knight lawyers were caught suggesting the judge was “dumb” and referring to the plaintiff as “poop man.” It came out because they cc’d opposing counsel.

Whose Bankruptcy Is It Anyway: Lewis Rice’s bankruptcy practice leader is out after unsecured creditors alleged he spent seven months representing the debtors’ owner rather than the estates paying the bills.

Thrice Bitten: A Georgia federal judge sanctioned Skadden and Kirkland $2 million for withholding evidence in a False Claims Act case, directing the money to ethics and professionalism instruction at the state’s law schools.

Managed Servitude Organization: Private equity’s pitch for law firm MSO deals now includes parking equity partners in the non-lawyer entity so the firm can bind them with the non-competes that ethics rules would otherwise forbid. That seems… not great.

A Ballroom Of One’s Own: The Supreme Court stayed an injunction against Trump’s East Wing demolition on the theory that nobody has standing to challenge it, which means the next president is welcome — AND ENCOURAGED! — to point the bulldozers at One First Street citing the same opinion.

Square Feet Don’t Lie: Legal sector office leasing climbed 17% year-over-year to nearly 12.2 million square feet in the first half of 2026, which is not a thing firms do for a workforce they expect to replace with AI.

Whoop, There It Is: Texas A&M posted a 97.7% modified employment score for the Classes of 2023 through 2025, topping a list on which UC Irvine logged the biggest improvement of anyone.

In Memoriam: Erin Piacenti, a 2021 Fordham Law graduate and a vice president at Bank of America, was killed in what police describe as an unprovoked knife attack in Times Square.

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You Can Bill $2,000 An Hour And Still Flunk The Discovery Rules — See Also

Turns Out 'I Forgot' Isn't A Great Discovery Strategy: Just ask Skadden and Kirkland.

She Don't Lie/She Don't Lie/Cocaine: Missouri legislative candidate arrested for trying to plant cocaine on primary opponent.

The Most Forgiving Judge In The World: Chief Judge Pryor, already under fire for lenient approach to misconduct claims against Judge Eleanor Ross, swiftly dismissed misconduct claims against Judge Roy Altman.

Please Mr. Postman: Donald Trump is trying to get the Supreme Court to bless his effort to blow up mail-in voting.

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