Morning Docket: 05.18.26
* California moving closer to adopting NextGen UBE, coming full circle back to the same dumb arrangement that ran them into the red the first time. [ABA Journal]
* Former CFTC leaders worry the agency can’t handle regulating crypto and prediction markets, but they’re missing the trick: taking jurisdiction over those industries and then doing nothing is easy! [Bloomberg Law News]
* Supreme Court rejects Virginia’s bid to use a Trump administration argument to overturn their own state supreme court’s comically reasoned decision. [NY Times]
* Proposed class action accuses Amazon of foregoing tariff refunds to make Trump happy. [Law360]
* Applicants who don’t go to ABA-accredited law schools are less likely to pass bar exam, more likely to be disciplined. Well, it’s a good thing a bunch of states are making high-profile breaks from the ABA, huh? [Law.com]
* Harvey Weinstein rape trial ends in mistrial. [Reuters]
* DOJ eyes AI to analyze price-fixing and collusion, hopefully allowing antitrust officials identify companies to settle with in exchange for a Trump Organization kickback. [Corporate Counsel]
Trump’s Ballroom Case Gets Loopy — See Generally
They Didn’t Cover “Trump” In Legal Writing: The ballroom case briefs continue to sound like a dementia patient wrote them.
Admit It, You’ve Ordered A “6-3 Decision” This Week: Matt Damon brought his Brett Kavanaugh impersonation back to SNL and brought us an iconic legal drink order.
Insider Trading Case Update: This week, we learned the identity of the Wachtell insider.
James Comey Does The Don Draper Meme : The former FBI Director doesn’t think about Todd Blanche at all.
Trust The Associates: Judge applauds Susman Godfrey for giving key argument to junior lawyer.
All Partners Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others: Another firm looks to the non-equity partner model.
John Roberts Pulls The Racial Discrimination Panic Button: The Chief thought Alabama’s proposed maps were too racist a few years ago. But that was before Republicans faced grim Midterm prospects.
DOJ Launches Attack On Ethics: Government sues D.C. Bar for trying to enforce ethical rules.
Selective Viewing — See Also
Ken Paxton Sets His Sights On Suing Netflix: Less to do with consumer protections and more with handling Trump’s enemies.
Davis Polk Is Committed To California: They’re looking to build out a full-service office in Southern California!
Practicing Without Competency: Another poorly written DOJ brief looks like Trump penned it.
Context Matters: NetDocuments’ new cross-referencing feature makes it much easier to organize and work on projects.
On Exam Day, Bring Your Bible: Utah’s new religious freedom law looks like it will be difficult to implement in law exams.
This Firm’s Bonuses Are The Stuff Of Biglaw Mythology
One elite firm’s compensation reputation continues to tower over the competition.
Is Private Equity’s Involvement In Beauty Stifling Brand Individuality?
Growth capital can accelerate success, but it can also compromise the identity that made a brand worth investing in to begin with.