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Mother Gives Birth On Courtroom Bench: Rather than rescheduled, the arraignment went ahead without her being there.

Three Cheers For Due Process: Judge keeps fruit of warrantless search from becoming evidence in Mangione trial.

The New Song And Dance: The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit’s musical number is incredibly tone deaf.

Minnesota Or New Hampshire, What’s The Difference?!: These DOJ attorneys could do with a geography primer.

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Morning Docket: 05.18.26

* California moving closer to adopting NextGen UBE, coming full circle back to the same dumb arrangement that ran them into the red the first time. [ABA Journal]

* Former CFTC leaders worry the agency can’t handle regulating crypto and prediction markets, but they’re missing the trick: taking jurisdiction over those industries and then doing nothing is easy! [Bloomberg Law News]

* Supreme Court rejects Virginia’s bid to use a Trump administration argument to overturn their own state supreme court’s comically reasoned decision. [NY Times]

* Proposed class action accuses Amazon of foregoing tariff refunds to make Trump happy. [Law360]

* Applicants who don’t go to ABA-accredited law schools are less likely to pass bar exam, more likely to be disciplined. Well, it’s a good thing a bunch of states are making high-profile breaks from the ABA, huh? [Law.com]

* Harvey Weinstein rape trial ends in mistrial. [Reuters]

* DOJ eyes AI to analyze price-fixing and collusion, hopefully allowing antitrust officials identify companies to settle with in exchange for a Trump Organization kickback. [Corporate Counsel]

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Trump’s Ballroom Case Gets Loopy — See Generally

They Didn’t Cover “Trump” In Legal Writing: The ballroom case briefs continue to sound like a dementia patient wrote them.

Admit It, You’ve Ordered A “6-3 Decision” This Week: Matt Damon brought his Brett Kavanaugh impersonation back to SNL and brought us an iconic legal drink order.

Insider Trading Case Update: This week, we learned the identity of the Wachtell insider.

James Comey Does The Don Draper Meme : The former FBI Director doesn’t think about Todd Blanche at all.

Trust The Associates: Judge applauds Susman Godfrey for giving key argument to junior lawyer.

All Partners Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others: Another firm looks to the non-equity partner model.

John Roberts Pulls The Racial Discrimination Panic Button: The Chief thought Alabama’s proposed maps were too racist a few years ago. But that was before Republicans faced grim Midterm prospects.

DOJ Launches Attack On Ethics: Government sues D.C. Bar for trying to enforce ethical rules.

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Ken Paxton Sets His Sights On Suing Netflix: Less to do with consumer protections and more with handling Trump’s enemies.

Davis Polk Is Committed To California: They’re looking to build out a full-service office in Southern California!

Practicing Without Competency: Another poorly written DOJ brief looks like Trump penned it.

Context Matters: NetDocuments’ new cross-referencing feature makes it much easier to organize and work on projects.

On Exam Day, Bring Your Bible: Utah’s new religious freedom law looks like it will be difficult to implement in law exams.