March 2008

Advertising

Adventures in Law Firm Marketing: Lawyers in Lederhosen?

Most law firm name changes are pretty silly. The general approach: lop off all names after the first two. If you like, squish the surviving names together into one word, to make yourselves seem contemporary and cool. E.g., “WilmerHale.” (A law firm marketing firm would charge you five figures for that advice.) Okay, so how […]

Musical Chairs: John Bolton to Kirkland & Ellis

Here’s news of an interesting, high-profile move. Our source offers this preface: “[A] number of the younger lawyers at K&E tend to be moderate to liberal and have donated a great deal to Obama. Yet K&E seems to be a popular destination for right-wingers nonetheless.” (Well, that depends on the office. There are lots of […]

Crime

Ex-Judge of the Day: John Brennan

Since yesterday, when the big Eliot Spitzer news broke, we’ve been on a bad-behavior kick here at ATL. So let’s keep going down that path. A tipster sent us a juicy story, with this intro: This is wild. And by wild, I mean INSANE… He’s 61. She’s 25. He likes booze, cocaine, and turtlenecks. How’s […]

Because Microwaving His Baby Just Wasn’t Enough

When it comes to horrible (and horribly trashy) conduct, it’s tough to top microwaving your baby. In a room at a La Quinta motel. But you can certainly supplement it with additional misbehavior. From the Houston Chronicle: A jury should not hear an allegation about sex in an interrogation room that occurred after the arrest […]

Chief Judge Nottingham: Putting the ‘Ho’ in Your Honor?

Longtime readers will recall that Chief Judge Edward Nottingham (D. Colorado) is no longer eligible for our coveted Judge of the Day prize. After he threatened to call the U.S. Marshals service on a handicapped woman whose handicapped parking spot he stole, a few short months after it was revealed he dropped more than $3,000 […]

Job Survey

Featured Survey Results: Vacation Daze

We received 1,046 responses to last week’s ATL / Lateral Link survey on vacation time. Roughly two thirds of respondents reported that their firms offered four weeks of vacation, but sixteen percent are at three-week firms, six percent are at firms with only two weeks of vacation, and a handful are at firms with but […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.11.08

* Spitzer considers resignation. [New York Times] * NYT slams him. [New York Times] * Boeing to protest Air Force contract awarded to Northrop and European Airbus maker. [CNN] * Oklahoma legislator says gay people are worse than terrorists… [CNN Video] * Sen. Obama: stop calling me veep. [Washington Post] * Colorado woman to fight […]

Romance and Dating

What’s A Law Like You Doing in a State Like This?

We’re offline right now, speaking at Stanford Law School. We’ll be back shortly (and pick up where we left off with the Eliot Spitzer scandal). In the meantime, check out this funny post by Marc Randazza, about some dubious proposed legislation in Massachusetts that could criminalize certain types of pick-up lines. Pickup Line Quagmire in […]

Law Schools

Ranking Secrets Revealed! U.S. News Responds

Last week, we linked to Professor Dan Solove’s spoof of the U.S. News law school rankings. For the record, the magazine has responded (as noted in updates at TaxProf Blog and Concurring Opinions, but not yet in these pages). Robert Morse, director of data research for U.S. News & World Report, emailed us: “We do […]

Lawyer of the Day: Arelia Margarita Taveras

Today’s Lawyer of the Day is, in blackjack parlance, “a natural” — utterly unbeatable. From the New York Post: A crooked Queens lawyer who bottomed out at the blackjack tables to the tune of $1 million is trying to recoup her losses and then some with a $20 million lawsuit blaming seven casinos for her […]

Religion

A Canon Law Digression: Sins 2.0?

Palm Sunday is this coming weekend, and Easter isn’t far away. So please indulge us as we go on a little religious digression. The Vatican just rolled out seven new deadly sins. From the Telegraph: Failing to recycle plastic bags could find you spending eternity in Hell, the Vatican said after drawing up a list […]