Morning Docket 03.06.09
* I can think of nothing funny about the February jobs report. [CNBC]
* Dr. Sanjay Gupta doesn’t want to be Surgeon General. Word on the hill is that Patrick Dempsey is still available. [CNN]
* It’s okay Mr. Mayer, just tell us the truth. “Well, Spidey said that mommy wouldn’t mind. And then, he gave me bad touches. It was so sticky.” You’re a brave little boy Mr. Mayer. [Courthouse News Service]
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* Residents of Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village have won a lawsuit against their landlord. Sadly, they still have to live in Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village. [New York Times]
* Honestly, with fantasy baseball drafts coming up all over the country, “when should I draft Alex Rodriguez” is going to be the dominant story today. [ESPN]