Non-Sequiturs: 06.15.10

* Laurence Fishburne was honored by the D.C. Bar. In unrelated news, a D.C. associate was arrested today after trying to escape from a hi-rise by scaling down the scaffolding on the side of a building. [BLT: Blog of the Legal Times]

* Being stalked by Kashmir isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds. [Assembly Journal]

* It’s hard to believe that an M.B.A. could be even more worthless than a J.D., but it could be. Hey, at least it only takes two years. [Law and More]

* Is everybody excited to see the President spank BP tonight? My pitchfork is sharpened, just tell me where the mob is forming. [WSJ Law Blog]

* If you’re looking to buy your first home in Austin, Boston, San Francisco or St. Louis, this announcement may be of interest to you. [High Noon Entertainment]

* Sacha Baron Cohen is not a sorcerer. [BL1Y]

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