What Would Chief Justice Snoop Dogg Sound Like?
There's a website that translates pages into Snoop-speak. We use that on some bios and SCOTUS opinions.
The conclusion of the Supreme Court’s decision in Hollingsworth v. Perry makes for a better read than the original:
The line, “It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack,” actually sounds like something the Chief Justice wanted to write to Scalia during the Obamacare decision.
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For the hell of it, here’s O.G. John Marshall:
Da Prezzy of tha United Hoods, by signin tha commission, appointed Mista Muthafuckin Marbury a justice of tha peace fo’ tha County of Washington, up in tha District of Columbia, n’ tha seal of tha United Hoods, affixed thereto by tha Secretary of State, is conclusive testimony of tha veritizzle of tha signature, n’ of tha completion of tha appointment; n’ tha appointment conferred on his ass a legal right ta tha crib fo’ tha space of five years. Havin dis legal right ta tha office, dat schmoooove muthafucka has a cold-ass lil consequent right ta tha commission, a refusal ta serve up which be a plain violation of dat right fo’ which tha lawz of tha ghetto afford his ass a remedy.
Amazing.
How about some Biglaw? Let’s translate Marty Lipton’s bio….
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