Non-Sequiturs: 01.14.15

* Judge really, really works hard to make classic rock references in this opinion. Guess he Can't Get Enough of his Rock 'n Roll Fantasy. [South Florida Lawyers] * Trouble in paradise? Well, no. But trouble in D.C.: American University law professor accuses George Washington Law of predatory poaching. [TaxProf Blog] * America should offer a $200 tax credit for political contributions. As always, you can buy more tax loopholes with higher contributions. [Los Angeles Times] * Baby justices are hatching from their eggs. [The Onion] * New York City Council member is looking to cap Uber's surge pricing at 2x. Or, you know, people could use the function on the app that tells you how much you're going to be charged. [Gawker] * Continuing analysis of the California Bar Exam results. In case you were wondering how the correspondence and distance learning schools performed. [Bar Exam Stats] * The Supreme Court hands down an interesting sentencing law opinion today. Finally, I got a FantasySCOTUS prediction (mostly) right! [Sentencing Law and Policy] * If lowly work were considered cool, we wouldn't have all those annoying stereotypes sitting next to us. [Law and More]

* Judge really, really works hard to make classic rock references in this opinion. Guess he Can’t Get Enough of his Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy. [South Florida Lawyers]

* Trouble in paradise? Well, no. But trouble in D.C.: American University law professor accuses George Washington Law of predatory poaching. [TaxProf Blog]

* America should offer a $200 tax credit for political contributions. As always, you can buy more tax loopholes with higher contributions. [Los Angeles Times]

* Baby justices are hatching from their eggs. [The Onion]

* New York City Council member is looking to cap Uber’s surge pricing at 2x. Or, you know, people could use the function on the app that tells you how much you’re going to be charged. [Gawker]

* Continuing analysis of the California Bar Exam results. In case you were wondering how the correspondence and distance learning schools performed. [Bar Exam Stats]

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* The Supreme Court hands down an interesting sentencing law opinion today. Finally, I got a FantasySCOTUS prediction (mostly) right! [Sentencing Law and Policy]

* If lowly work were considered cool, we wouldn’t have all those annoying stereotypes sitting next to us. [Law and More]

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