Juggalo Law
Posts by Juggalo Law
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O.J. Simpson, Religion, Sports
At Least O.J. Simpson Didn't Kill Five Hookers
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Sex, Shopping, Weirdness
Titillating Tales From The Bar!
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AI’s Impact On Law Firms Of Every Size
How solo lawyers, midsize firms, and global large law firms have an opportunity to adjust the way they work. -
Murder, Sports
The Wheels Of Justice Turn Slowly For Sean Taylor
Alleged murders of an NFL player still haven't been brought to trial
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Clarence Thomas, Drugs, Eric Holder, JPMorgan Chase
Morning Docket: 09.20.13
* A Texas court overturned Tom DeLay’s conviction on money laundering charges. DeLay immediately thanked Jesus, who played an instrumental role in the three judge panel’s deliberations. [New York Times] * Eric Holder has eliminated mandatory minimum sentences for those low-level nonviolent drug offenders whose cases are currently pending. In related news, here is a cow riding a razor scooter. [Washington Post] * This says J.P. Morgan actually did just fine in their settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission. I get the hugest boner from underdog stories like this one. [WSJ Law Blog] * A woman has sued Getty Images after her photo was used in an HIV advertisement. She’s apparently holding out for the herp campaign. [New York Post] * More from Clarence Thomas in Portland: “Why was a black kid in Georgia reading Ayn Rand?” I don’t know. Because he was dumb? [ABC News] -
Free Speech, Gay, International Law, Sports, Texas
Olympic Village People
The IOC doesn't seem to have any laws that will prevent Putin from ruining the Russian games with his virulent homophobia. -
Law Schools, Weirdness
Need Help Paying For Law School? Play Magic: The Gathering
The dorkiest game of all time is doing its part to make law school more affordable for the few, the proud, the Poindexters. -
Environment / Environmental Law, Politics, Sex, Sex Scandals, UVA Law
Robert Kennedy Jr.'s Sex Diary Sounds Like A Real Bodice-Ripper
Who knew environmental lawyers were such players? -
Football, Sports, Weirdness
Slow News Week Plus Televised Football Equals Whatever This Is
Wherein a person who has said all he wants to say about concussions is forced to write about concussions for not a lot of money. - Sponsored
Generative AI In Legal Work — What’s Fact And What’s Fiction?
Zach Warren from the Thomson Reuters Institute discusses the potential and the pitfalls. -
Football, Sports
Retired Football Players Just Got Jacked Up!
Jefferson, are you injured or are you hurt?–James Caan, The Program Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.–Joseph Heller A few years ago, ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown used to do this bit where their assorted chuckleheads would sit around reviewing the biggest […] -
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Baseball, Drugs, Football, Sports
There Are No Heroes In This Story
Alex Rodriguez and Johnny Manziel square off against entities that are at least as bad or worse. -
Abortion, Divorce Train Wrecks, Family Law, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sports
Love and Basketball -- The Director's Cut
Basketball players seem to have really good family law lawyers -
Media and Journalism, Politics, Racism, Rank Stupidity, Rudeness
Egyptian Politics As Filtered Through The Dumbest Attorney Alive
Let's check out more from this attorney's bats**t editorial, shall we?
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Why Do AI And Legal Professionals Make The Perfect Partnership?
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AI’s Impact On Law Firms Of Every Size
How solo lawyers, midsize firms, and global large law firms have an opportunity to adjust the way they work.
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Law Firms Now Have A Choice In Their Document Comparison Software
Six months on since its launch, over 200 firms worldwide are now using Draftable Legal for accurate and reliable document comparison, including UK Top 50…
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How Transactional Lawyers Can Better Serve (And Maintain) Their Clients
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Generative AI In Legal Work — What’s Fact And What’s Fiction?
Zach Warren from the Thomson Reuters Institute discusses the potential and the pitfalls.
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DUI / DWI, Football, Sports
Drunk On Sports
This world is absolutely crawling with DUI attorneys. You wouldn’t know it to look at this website, but it’s fairly clear out here in Amurrica that DUI attorneys outnumber other attorneys by at least a seventeen or eighteen-to-one margin. If you don’t believe me, perhaps you’ll believe Google? A search for “DUI attorney” returns over […] -
Football, Murder
Hernandezing!
Did you notice the FCPA lawyer handling the Aaron Hernandez arraignment? -
Biglaw, Crime, Football, Murder, O.J. Simpson, Sports
Law and Order Foxborough: Cue Music, Lights Up On The Ropes & Gray Bike Messenger
What did Ropes & Gray say to Aaron Hernandez? -
Cars, Constitutional Law, Crime, Free Speech, Rudeness
Fudge Your Crappy Town
Is there any free speech when you get a speeding ticket in Liberty? -
Rape, Sports, Tax Law, Television, Wesley Snipes
Evading Taxes Like So Many Vampires and Los Blancos Defenders
Who is number one in the tax evasion champions league? -
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Accounting / Accountants, Federal Government, Politics, Tax Law
On The IRS Mess And What It Means To Be A Lawyer
The IRS scandal sheds light on what it means to be a lawyer -- what it means to others, and what it means to us.