Nicholas Garaufis

  • Asians, Football, Jury Duty, Racism, Sports, Trials

    How (Not) To Get Out of Jury Duty

    Honestly, I don’t understand why people hate jury duty so much. What’s the big deal? You don’t have to go to work. You can sit down and read stuff on your iPad or play Angry Birds. Then you go home. How is this a hardship to be avoided at all costs? And if you are […]

    102 Comments / / Apr 6, 2011 at 3:56 PM
  • Celebrities, Goldman Sachs, Insider Trading, Morning Docket, Religion

    Morning Docket: 03.02.11

    * He might be a “litigious little man,” but I still dig Prince. Patterson Belknap just wants his billable time and his [insert guitar riff here] kiss. [New York Daily News] * Star Magazine says that Katie Holmes is a drug addict. Which drug? Scientology. She might win the libel lawsuit, but her ultimate judge […]

    10 Comments / / Mar 2, 2011 at 9:15 AM