Caption Contest Finalists: New York Law School

Last week, we solicited possible captions for the following photo, involving New York Law School:

Let’s see what you came up with, and vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (the seven captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus):

A. No NYLS grads, that is not how you serve a lawsuit.

B. Jobless NYLS grads, I don’t think “labor dispute” means what you think it means.

C. We’re sick and tired of your grads stealing our jobs. Signed, The union of Home Depot migrant workers.

D. After years of diligently cleaning toilets in the hallowed stalls of NYLS, the janitorial staff realized [Dean Richard] Matasar had conned them into cleaning what was merely part of a larger toilet building inside a larger toilet city. IncepTTTion.

E. NYLS students follow in the footsteps of TJSL students by trying to sue their law school. Their complaint is short and not properly filed with the court, but at least these kids are doing more substantive legal work than most of their peers.

F. “Okay New York City, show us where on the doll the law school hurt you.”

G. The NYLS administration thanks you for indicating which of our abuses your sign is meant to address.

And here is the poll, which we’ll leave open through THURSDAY, JULY 28, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time):

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Which is the best caption for the New York Law School protest banner?

  • A (29%, 520 Votes)
  • F (17%, 306 Votes)
  • C (16%, 283 Votes)
  • B (12%, 221 Votes)
  • D (10%, 177 Votes)
  • G (8%, 150 Votes)
  • E (8%, 136 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,793

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