Caption Contest: Desperate Times At Small Firms Call For Desperate Measures

Cold drinks? That'll get clients in the door.

Maybe you’re a new lawyer who’s had to open up your own small firm due to a lack of options. Maybe you’ve wanted to start your own small firm since the second you stepped foot in law school. Either way, something happened along the way — maybe your loan payments were due? — that made you scrawl your law firm’s name in Sharpie on a poster board and hang it outside your office.

You could really use some business, but you’re not quite sure how to get it. What do you do?

Here’s the picture for our caption contest. Cold drinks? That’ll get clients in the door (click to enlarge):

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 9 at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

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