Non-Sequiturs: 03.26.15

* WMU Cooley Law School wants you to know the legal job market is BOOMING! Never change, Cooley. [Cooley Law School Blog] * The NCAA expressed its concerns with Indiana's new religious discrimination bill. Somehow the NCAA has the moral high ground. Huh. How did that happen? [Washington Post] * Judge grants motion to extend time... in verse. [Western District of Texas] * Do you love pre-1972 rock? So does satellite radio! Because it's all about love and rebellion and not paying copyright royalties. [Managing IP] * Did this really need to be a CLE? Are we really abusing the "business casual" regime this much? This is why we can't have nice things. [ABA] * Congressperson caught on tape executing the worst parking job ever. Lat’s take on this story: “Guess they don't teach parking at Yale Law School.” [Roll Call] * Picking apart Better Call Saul's take on RICO. [Foster PC] * If you're looking for a hot tip for your Fantasy SCOTUS league, then scour confirmation hearing transcripts. Because Chief Justice Roberts either gave away his thoughts on the marriage equality cases. Or he coyly misled the Senate, but that never happens. [Slate]