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ClintonKaine.com: Your One-Stop Shop For Election-Themed Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Not since the Trump campaign bought up Jeb Bush's domain name has domain squatting been so sweet.

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Hillary Clinton RFNot since the Trump campaign bought up Jeb Bush’s domain name has domain squatting been so sweet. If you visit the obvious domain name of Hillary Clinton and her inevitable running mate, you’ll instead find the tale of Hillary Potter and the Boredom of the Phoenix, wherein we learn what we all already knew: Tim Kaine is a Hufflepuff. Man, that house really went downhill after losing Diggory.

You’ll find similar stories at ClintonBooker.com (Hillary Potter and the Prisoner of New Jersey, if there’s one place in America defined by soul-sucking…) and ClintonBiden.com (Hillary Potter and the Half-Retired Prince, though at this point, he’s more Dumbledore in demeanor than Snape). It’s all part of the fun blogger Jeremy Pegg, a.k.a. D.C. lawyer Jeremy Peter Green, is having with this election.

Some may remember Green from his previous appearances in our pages, like the time he won a controversial pie-eating contest, or the time he literally wrote the book on “legitimate rape” with a spot-on Urban Dictionary entry:

Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.

“Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?”

And what will happen if Clinton throws a curveball and picks Admiral Stavridis? Will we see, “Hillary Potter and the Chamber of LL.M.s” soon?

Or maybe Pegg/Green has moved on to more mature pursuits, like a post-mortem of the RNC planning process. “The Accidental Candidate” perhaps?

Earlier: The Legal Definition of ‘Legitimate’ Rape
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