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$1,000 To Write My Law School Assignment

Student going to great lengths to get out of work.

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money salary pay raise bills changing hands 100 dollar bills bonusHey, maybe this law student is on to something. If the future of law is freelancing and outsourcing like many people think, perhaps this visionary student is just getting a head start on the future? This is entrepreneurial thinking right here!

And, honestly, let’s also give the kid props for offering $1,000 for this. Remember, contract attorneys are going as low as $8/hour these days.

I suppose we’re not positive this is a law student trying farming out a writing assignment (after all, we’ve seen this in the summer associate context before, kind of), but when you read the work description, it’s hard to imagine it’s anything else. For this reason I’m redacting the name of the person who posted the job, in keeping with my standard rule that, in 90 percent of situations, law students get a three-year pass to be stupid.

The following job cropped up on a major online job board under the “Legal/Criminal Law” category.

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“[F]ictitious federal circuit” and a pdf of all necessary materials certainly sounds like a law school writing assignment. And it’s practice-ready education too — it’s good for students to learn that in the real world, “specialized experience” is legal code for “cops can justify any search they want and most judges will rubber stamp it” sooner rather than later.

Still, I think we’ve finally hit on a good argument against law school tuition cuts. Squeeze students hard enough and they don’t have that extra grand lying around to try to circumvent the system.

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Joe Patrice is an editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.

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