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Lawyer 'Has A Tat On Her Face Like Gucci...Im Goin To Jail'

A lawyer with questionable style.

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Last year, Lambo Keem found himself on the unhappy end of the justice system.

Worse, he learned that his public defender had called in sick and his case had been picked up by a replacement with, to be generous, an unusual courtroom presence:

MY LAWYER CALLED OUT SICK N HER REPLACEMENT HAS A TAT’ ON HER FACE LIKE GUCCI… IM GOIN TO JAIL.
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The ranks of people rocking face tattoos that you can trust with your life is remarkably thin, and with Chakotay still stuck in the Delta quadrant, the list shrivels nearly out of existence. Hell, even Gucci got it removed.

Now, given that Keem’s case fell right before Halloween, there’s of course some chance that this was a costume, which would make it… better? Worse? I suppose she was called in as a last minute replacement, but once she got the call, it was probably worth the time to wash off that costume.

Perhaps we shouldn’t second-guess this lawyer. As Keem noted earlier this week in an update:

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There you have it defense attorneys — if you find yourself on a losing streak, ditch the douchey duds and get yourself a face tattoo. Here’s a design we can recommend.

Dude shouts out lawyer with face tattoo who saved him from jail [Daily Dot]

Joe Patrice is an editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.

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