* In “dog bites man” news, a majority of young lawyers think being a lawyer sucks. [Daily Business Review]
* ICE is now curtailing immigrant access to legal counsel. [NBC News]
* Republican Senators call on Attorney General to resign for ignoring congressional subpoenas… oh, wait, that was when Holder did it. [Tampa Bay Times]

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* The FTC wants a national privacy law and it’s absolutely not getting one because that would require a functional government. [NY Times]
* R. Kelly paid child support, but he’s still trying to keep the whole thing sealed. Don’t pee on my leg… actually, you know what, let’s just leave it there. [ABC News]
* Stoel Rives elects female managing partner. [The Recorder]

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* Will Monsanto face a $1B verdict? [Law360]