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Biglaw Associate Putting Up Cold, Hard Cash For Help Snagging A Husband

Biglaw attorney turns to TikTok for matchmaking assistance.

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Eve Tilley-Coulson, an associate in Locke Lord’s employment practice, has gone viral for something besides her legal acumen. That’s because she’s offering a “referral bonus” of $5,000 dollars to anyone that finds her a husband. As she notes in the TikTok,  “If you introduce me to my husband, and I marry him, I will give you $5,000.”

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Tilley-Coulson says the time is right for her to find a husband, and the price tag she’s put on the service seems fair.

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Eve Tilley-Coulson

“I’ve been single for about five years now, meeting people in person and on the apps,” she explained. “But since COVID, there’s been a weird shift in dating culture — guys don’t approach you in person, and most of the men on apps aren’t swiping to seriously date.

“So I feel like paying $5,000 for a husband who’s vouched for, meets my needs and is ready for a real relationship is totally worth it,” said Tilley-Coulson with a laugh.

But because lawyers gotta lawyer, there’s a follow-up video that lays out the fine print for those hoping to collect on their matchmaking skillz:

“You get [the $5,000] as soon as the marriage certificate is signed,” said Tilley-Coulson in a subsequent TikTok clip featuring her non-nonsense friend Lara Bahr.

“He has to be eligible,” added Bahr, a lawyer.

“That means he cannot be already married,” she continued. “This can’t be his second wife.”

Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids.

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Listen, the game of love is a tough one to master. Kudos to Tilley-Coulson for knowing what she wants — and being willing to spend the big bucks to make her dream come true.

Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of The Jabot podcast, and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter @Kathryn1 or Mastodon @Kathryn1@mastodon.social.

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