Non-Sequiturs: 05.28.09

* Right now, I’m Terrence Howard in Crash. Roland Burris is Ludacris. It’s too bad because I hate Terrence Howard in that movie. [FOX News]
* Who the hell is Charles Whittaker? [CQ Politics]
* Some help for Mayer Brown summer associates. [Copyranter]
* Wait, am I the only dude that actually kidnaps white women and takes them to Disney World? Damn man, I can’t catch a break. [Bossip]
* Take a good look at this picture, partners. Remember, you can’t do this if you fire all of your associates. [Legally Drawn]

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