Alan Dershowitz (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images for Hulu)

* The possibility of Donald Trump turning the Russia case over to Alan Dershowitz is too delicious of a train wreck to imagine. Stop teasing me! [The Hill]

* Andrew McCabe’s GoFundMe has raised over half a million dollars. All you need is a righteous claim and a sophisticated lobbying firm behind you. [Slate]

* LeBron has decided he holds intellectual property rights over barbershops or something. [National Law Journal]

* While DLA Piper is out there swiping lawyers, they’re also earning plaudits for a tech solution designed to retain clients. [American Lawyer]

* Joon Kim returns to Cleary Gottlieb. [Wall Street Journal]

* Jury selection underway in extortion case over Waffle House CEO’s syrup. [Daily Report Online]

* The Supreme Court declared it’s ready, willing, and able to engage in linguistic gymnastics to get out of labor protections. So… we’ve got that going for us. [Law360]