September 2006

Money

Handicapping the Race to Partnership: Tips, Please

Partnership. It’s the Holy Grail of private practice. It’s the brass ring for Biglaw attorneys (at least those who didn’t bail on the firm years ago). It’s the six- or seven-figure pot of gold at the end of a decade-long rainbow. And it’s something that lawyers talk about incessantly — who’s a lock, who’s DOA, […]

9th Circuit

Morning Docket: 09.22.06

* Judge Manuel Real (C.D. Cal.) defends himself against impeachment charges before the Senate. The accusation that he made rulings “to benefit an attractive female” is one that the 82-year-old jurist “find[s] repugnant, particularly at my age.” [Los Angeles Times] (But who says old guys can’t be horndogs? See, e.g., J. Howard Marshall, the late […]

Biglaw

Interview Horror Stories: “When I Grow Up…”

We recently heard about a 1L at a top law school who knew, since he was a wee lad, that he wanted to go into international commercial arbitration. We found this rather odd. No one in his family worked in the field. He had no other prior exposure to this area of law. And ICA […]

Biglaw

Non-Sequiturs: 09.21.06

* DLA Piper’s Amy Schulman (at right): Leading litigatrix, or Dianne Feinstein doppelganger? [WSJ Law Blog] * “Eugene Volokh” on Boston Legal: the mystery revealed. Congrats on the shout-out, Professor Volokh! [Volokh Conspiracy] * We enjoyed this. Or, to do our best Instapundit impression: HEH. [Concurring Opinions] * Another funny interview story, courtesy of David […]

Law Schools

Skaddenfreude: Academic Salaries, Please

It’s been a while since the last installment of Skaddenfreude, ATL’s informal survey of compensation within the legal profession. And we’d like to bring you some fresh data. Unfortunately, right now we don’t have enough submissions to fill a post. But based on the submissions that we HAVE received, we have a theme: salaries in […]

Musical Chairs

Musical Chairs: 09.21.06

Lateral Moves: * Tax litigators B. John Williams, Jr. and Alan Swirski, to Skadden Arps (DC), from Shearman & Sterling (DC). The WSJ Law Blog refers to the two men as “Tax Litigation Studs.” First: What do these guys look like? Second: Is using the word “stud” conduct unbecoming an MSM blog? (Just kidding, Peter.) […]

Biglaw

Advice for the Lawlame: An Amusing Anecdote

This actually isn’t a new installment of our Advice for the Lawlame column (although one is in the works). Rather, it’s a funny email we received from a reader who shares our fascination with NYLawyer.com’s Advice for the Lawlorn column. Here it is: Love the “Advice for the Lawlame” column. My friends and I have […]

Announcements

A PSA from ATL: Top Ten Interview Tips

Since fall is job hunting season in the legal profession, both in terms of firm jobs and judicial clerkships, ATL offers you this “public service announcement”: our top ten interview tips. We’ve received requests for interview advice from readers. Rather than repeat ourselves in emails, we thought we’d just write our “wisdom” down in a […]

Hotties

Above the Law Hotties: Law School Deans

Some time has passed since our last attempt to bring down western civilization — namely, our ERISA Hotties Contest. So it’s time for another legal professional beauty pageant. Our latest competition is based on the suggestion of a helpful law professor reader. It’s a contest for the HOTTEST LAW SCHOOL DEAN in America. Two notes […]

Harvard

Roberts and Alito, Skinnydipping in the Cert Pool

From the same Tony Mauro column that discussed Chief Justice Roberts’s new summer house comes this update on the SCOTUS cert pool: [T]he Supreme Court’s two newest justices have decided, at least temporarily, to stick with the Court’s clerk-pooling arrangement…. [B]oth Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. and Justice Samuel Alito Jr. said they will stay […]

Deaths

Morning Docket: 09.21.06

(Yeah, we know, today’s “Morning Docket” is coming in just in time for lunch. Sorry, we overslept…) * Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling is facing 20 to 30 years in prison when he’s sentenced next month — but he can still get himself into even more trouble. Impressive. [Houston Chronicle via WSJ Law Blog] * […]

Celebrities

ATL Reader Poll: The Paris Hilton of the Federal Bench

Today is the first day for judicial clerkship interviews under the official Law Clerk Hiring Plan (which some judges follow, and some judges don’t). We’re going to celebrate the occasion with a judge-related poll. Here at Above the Law, we love ourselves some Paris Hilton. She’s beautiful, blonde, and rich. She’s fabulous and glamorous. She’s […]

Biglaw

Interview Horror Stories: “Who Am I? Why Am I Here?”

Those big law firms — they’re all the same, right? Yeah, pretty much. But let’s keep that as our little secret. Here’s our next amusing interview story.* A law school classmate had been on what seemed like a zillion second-year callbacks and was having trouble keeping all the interviews straight in his head. At a […]

Fashion

Non-Sequiturs: 09.20.06

* We’re several days late on this; but it’s just as well. We’re not touching this controversy (see photo below) with the proverbial 10-foot pole. [Althouse; Feministing; Althouse; Feministing] But just out of curiosity, ATL readers, what’s your first reaction to this photo of Bill Clinton and a group of bloggers? Please place your responses […]