September 2006

Musical Chairs

Musical Chairs: 09.20.06

On the Way Out: * Myron Olesnyckyj, general counsel of Monster Worldwide (parent of Monster.com), has been suspended “effectively immediately, pending the results of the ongoing review of the Company’s historical stock option grant practices.” Lateral Moves: * M&A lawyer John Graham, to Clifford Chance (NY), from King & Spalding (NY), where he was co-head […]

Biglaw

A Little Fun With Philosophy

A lot of our humor is kinda juvenile. So now we’ll throw some erudition into the mix. Recently we learned of this fun fact: A partner at a big New York law firm, a litigator, has the following quote from Ludwig Wittgenstein on his wall. “The world is all that is the case.” Those of […]

Clerkships

Interview Horror Stories: The Clerkship-Seeking Clotheshorse

Tomorrow is the first day for clerkship interviews under the official Law Clerk Hiring Plan (which some judges follow, and some judges don’t). So it’s fitting and proper that our next interview anecdote relates to a clerkship interview with a federal judge: I clerked for a federal court of appeals judge. The judge’s chambers were […]

New York Times

Juris Kupris: The Mystery Is Solved

Yesterday we wondered aloud about how the wedding announcement of Chandra Collier and Juris Kupris made it into the New York Times (which is notoriously picky about which announcements it runs). This reader email expressed our sentiments exactly: Check out the Chandra Collier/Juris Kupris wedding announcement. It seems completely out of place. Neither family is […]

Biglaw

Interview Horror Stories: Sports Night

Our series of interview anecdotes, which we kicked off yesterday, continues. And today’s tale illustrates that sometimes the rudeness comes not from the interview candidate, but from her hosts: As a law student applying for summer associate jobs, I had a post-interview lunch at [a large New York law firm] with a young male associate. […]

Confirmations

Congratulations to Alice Fisher!

ATL extends its warmest congratulations to Alice S. Fisher, who was just confirmed by the Senate as Assistant Attorney General for the Criminal Division — one of the most important and high-ranking posts at the Department of Justice. The vote was 61-35, with 7 Democrats crossing the aisle to support her.* The Senate sure took […]

9th Circuit

Morning Docket: 09.20.06

* The Judicial Conference of the United States, the policy-making body for the federal judiciary (but not the SCOTUS), has announced measures to improve the judiciary’s self-policing and public accountability. They include required installation of “conflict checking” software — get with it, Your Honors, that’s long overdue — and enhanced disclosure concerning judicial junkets. [New […]

Judge of the Day

Judge of the Day: Richard Albritton Jr.

As we noted yesterday, federal judge Manuel Real (C.D. Cal.) is facing an impeachment inquiry (more details here). But when it comes to egregious judicial misconduct, state court judges win handily over their federal counterparts. Check out this AP report about a recent disciplinary hearing for a Florida state judge: A judge who admitted to […]

Clarence Thomas

Non-Sequiturs: 09.19.06

* We haven’t bothered to mix it up with our various critics, mostly out of sheer laziness. You don’t read us, we don’t read you; it’s a fair trade. But the description of the fracas in Blawg Review #75 makes launching a “blog war” sound kinda fun. [Concurring Opinions] * Now we know why bankers […]

Weddings

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch: September 17, 2006

After two consecutive weeks of relatively slim pickings, lawyer weddings in the New York Times came roaring back with a vengeance. Picking out just three to write about was quite a challenge. Near misses: Nina Fletcher and Christopher McIntyre; Jennifer Yen and J. Peyton Worley; and Abigail Greene and Jeff Goldman.* Here are the three […]

7th Circuit

Lawsuit of the Day: What Kind of Noodles Were They?

Via How Appealing, we learn of the Seventh Circuit’s opinion in Piggee v. Carl Sandburg College (pdf). The opinion, authored by liberal judicial hottie Diane P. Wood, begins as follows: In September 2002, Martha Louise Piggee, who was then a part-time instructor of cosmetology at Carl Sandburg College, gave a gay student two religious pamphlets […]

Celebrities

Gee, Alec, Tell Us How You Really Feel

In a forthcoming interview in GQ, actor Alec Baldwin lashes out at his ex-wife, Kim Basinger. According to Page Six, “Baldwin claims she told such horrible lies about him that he wanted to die.” But Baldwin saves some of his harshest words for Basinger’s lawyers at the Beverly Hills firm of Hersh, Mannis & Bogen. […]