Morning Docket: 10.27.06

* Look, pal, we don’t do it that way around here. Instead, we give all our girls years of self-esteem-destroying mixed messages, double standards, and hypocrisy. [AP via FindLaw]
* Pleasssseee come back! We swear it won’t suck this time. We’ll give you a real office! [National Law Journal]
* This is for stealing my boyfriend; in your face! [CNN.com]
* There was no probabizzle causizzle for the arrestasizzle, you know what I’m saying? [AP via Yahoo! News]
* I’ve heard of baptism by fire, but this is ridiculous. [AP via Online Athens]

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