A nice bit of understatement, from the sober New York Times:
Does she contradict herself?
Very well then
She contradicts herself
She is large, she contains multitudes.
Of accounts of the alleged rape. Plus, a baby.*
Duke Accuser Contradicts Herself [New York Times]
* We realize that the alleged victim no longer “contains” a baby, since she recently gave birth to a baby girl. We took some liberties with the facts, for the sake of our snarky quip. Call it poetic license.