Non-Sequiturs: 04.06.07

* We can kind of guess at the reason for the break-up, given that this is the kind of guy who would recycle an engagement ring. [Suburban Chicago News]
* NutraSweet has always defended the ability of its product to cause cancer in lab rats. [PhillyBurbs]
* Someone doesn’t want Jesus to teach the world to sing. And on that note, Happy Easter to those who celebrate it — to you others, enjoy Sunday brunch. [Variety]

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