Wild Rumor of the Day: Alberto Gonzales = Melinda Doolittle?

We highly doubt this. But instead of logging off as we originally planned, we’ll stick around for another fifteen minutes, on the off chance that it proves true.
P.S. Speaking of Wonkette, where we used to blog, congratulations to Ana Marie Cox on the dismissal of Robert Steinbuch’s lawsuit against her!
(To be sure, it was on statute-of-limitations grounds; bloggers might have preferred a broader ruling. But hey, a dismissal is a dismissal.)
Friday Night News Dump: Alberto Out At 5? [Wonkette]
Reliable Source: This Just In… [Washington Post via Wonkette]
Suit Dismissed Against Founding Wonkette Editor Ana Marie Cox [Associated Press]
“American Idol” — results — America, don’t take my Blake away! [Althouse]

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