June 2007

Judicial Reports

Will New York Judges Strike?

Judicial Reports thinks they might. From the article: As the State Legislature slouched toward adjournment late Thursday with no breakthrough on the issue of pay raises for judges, an infuriated judiciary began to contemplate an escalation in the salary wars. For many that might mean new or expanded litigation. Some are even whispering “strike.” New […]

PrawfsBlawg Trashes Chambermaid

James Gimmelman at PrawfsBlawg is none too impressed with Saira Rao’s roman a clef Chambermaid. From his review: The book is an abomination, one of the worst novels I have ever read, both artistically and morally. The affected style, which runs the gamut from “cutesy” to “bench memo,” would be forgivable if the substance weren’t […]

Biglaw

National Pay Raise Watch: Portland

To wrap up the week, we stay in the West and move up the coast to Portland, Oregon. Portland is the nation’s 23rd largest city, and probably the greenest one. We hear the quality of life is pretty good, but what about the money? This comes from a February New York Times article: Holland & […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.22.07

* Tax evaders enclosed in hilltop compound…seriously. [CNN] * McNulty tweaks, defends prior testimony. [NYT] * Congress to scrutinize Cheney’s treatment of classified docs? [MSNBC] * When Skadden gives you lemonade, drink Skadden’s lemonade. [WSJ Law Blog]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 6.21.07

* Extra slanty. [The Onion] * Have you seen this lake? [CNN] * Crazy murder trial in Nevada. [Reno Gazette-Journal] * Shuttle landing postponed; will be made up as part of doubleheader later in the year. [New York Times]

Benchslaps

A Classic Kozinski Benchslap

In his dissent today from a order denying rehearing en banc in the case of United States v. Ziegler, Kozinski basically calls the rest of the panel morons, or at least hack magicians. The best part is this paragraph: By plucking consent out of its judicial top hat, when neither party has argued it and […]

Eyes of the Law

Eyes of the Law: Ginsburg’s Little Kicks

This one’s a vicarious “Eyes of the Law” through a source in New York. According to the source: “Since we’re getting close to the end of the Supreme Court’s Term, people might be wondering: Are we going to see any retirements this year? Will Justice John Paul Stevens finally pack it in? Or what about […]

Lawyer of the Day: Former Senator Looking for Love

Dean Barkley, fomer U.S. Senator from Minnesota (Nov. 2002-Jan. 2003) as a member of the then Minnesota Reform Party (he was appointed by Gov. Jesse Ventura after the death of Paul Wellstone in a plane crash), is apparently looking for love online. Here is his profile from Match.com. Girls, don’t worry about getting hurt, because […]

Benchslaps

More Squabbling from the Tellabs Opinion

We missed this separate benchscuffle from the Tellabs opinion in our haste to look at all three earlier, but Scalia and Stevens, the lone dissenter, went at it as well. Stevens told Scalia that he was “clearly wrong”, and Scalia responded with “it’s you who is ‘mistaken'”. Steven then said “nun uh”, and Scalia said, […]

Benchslaps

Scalia Gets Snarky Over Scienter Standard

At issue in the SCOTUS’s decision today in Tellabs, Inc. v. Makor Issues & Rights, Ltd.[SCOTUSblogvia How Appealing] was the definition of the term “strong inference”, and therefore what the standard is for determining whether a plaintiff has met the pleading requirements as to scienter in a securities fraud case. Some mildly saucy benchslaps insued. […]

Biglaw

National Pay Raise Watch: California

From Vegas we take a short drive through the desert into the beautiful state of California. Since Los Angeles, San Francisco and Silicon Valley are regularly covered on ATL, this open thread will be for the rest of California: San Diego, Sacramento, or any other not-regularly-covered market in the Golden State that you care to […]

Benchslaps

HappyMealGate Wrap-up: You Want Florida CLE With That?

We have a ruling in the HappyMealGate case (prior coverage here, here, and here of Wiliam P. Smith, the McDermott Will & Emery partner who told Judge Laurel Myerson Isicoff that she was “a few French Fries short of a Happy Meal”). And it’s surprisingly lenient. Judge Isicoff basically gave Smith a stern talking to: […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.21.07

* NOLA nurses get immunity in post-Katrina deaths case. [CNN] * Paris Hilton’s prosecutor scrutinized. [CNN] * Yeah, because that’s why Motley Crue fizzled…bad management. [WSJ Law Blog] * Justice Scalia on Jack Bauer. We can only hope that this discussion was filmed in real time from dramatic camera angles and they spoke with urgently […]