Lawyer Biography of the Day: Kevin A. "Happy Feet" Gliwa

Kevin A. Gliwa, a shareholder in real estate practice at Otten Johnson, does not take his job seriously. At least not the part of it where he drafts his official bio for the Otten Johnson website. Either that, or he’s experienced one of the most interesting human lives ever. From the bio:

Kevin, a Shareholder practicing in Otten Johnson’s real estate group, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident.

He received his law degree from Boston University, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error.

He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.

We are not the first to take note of Gliwa’s odd bio, and so he has preemptively addressed what he calls “bemused inquiries” regarding it:

To limit future inquiry, here are answers to some of the more frequently asked questions:
(a) Emperor, not King.
(b) Yes it was cold, but I had a sweater.
(c) Sushi.

This should silence all of those critics out there claiming that penquins aren’t fit to be parents.

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