Book-Stealing Hoodlum on the Loose at U of Kentucky Law

That’s right, people. Kentucky Law’s lockers are unsafe. A tipster forwarded us the email that Associate Dean Bakert sent out today warning students not to keep books in their lockers until the security threat is addressed. There was a lock on the locker in question, but the crafty thug apparently broke it.
We know those law school books can be expensive, but they are not the things that a proper gangster steals. You can’t even brag about that, player.
We can think of some creative things the students could keep in their lockers instead of books. Like, you know, snacks and stuff. To our resourceful commenters: what helpful items would you suggest Kentucky’s law students keep in their lockers instead of books?
The text of the original email is posted after the jump.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Bakert, Drusilla V
Date: Thu, Mar 6, 2008 at 9:22 AM
Subject: Locker Breakin – beware!!
To: xxxx@lsv.uky.edu
One of our students has reported having his/her locker broken into and books taken. There was a lock but someone apparently broke it. We will see if there is a way to make that room more secure but for now, please try NOT to leave books, computers or other valuables in your lockers overnight or over the weekend. Thanks! Associate Dean Bakert

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