I just couldn’t resist posting this email from the University of Pittsburgh School of Law listserv:
I found a pearl necklace on the floor of the law school basement near the hallway with the microwaves.
Please e-mail me if you think it’s yours, so I can arrange to get it back to you.
Sorry about that.
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