Let me try to explain the picture to the right.
This is a woman.
In a cow suit.
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She was caught peeing on a neighbor’s porch.
The cops asked her to stop urinating and sent her home. But later in the day, the police saw her again. This time she was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children.
At which point she was arrested, hence the mugshot.
I’m pretty sure this was the kind of thing that started happening in Rome right before the Visigoths attacked.
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