Non-Sequiturs: 02.05.09

* Here is an actual quote from “local woman” Phyllis Shepard: “I’ve never seen anything like this. You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it’s no good.” [MSNBC]

* Next week on the Simpsons, Bart gets busted with 2.5 grams of weed and gets sent to Principal Skinner. [My Law Life]

* … Meanwhile, if you have a good lawyer you can get high in a national park. [Underdog]

* Bill Walton would make a great Supreme Court Justice. His dissents would become instant classics. “That’s just a TERRIBLE job by Scalia today. Just AWFUL. You’ve got a statute here that is on fire, and you’re going to apply intermediate scrutiny to this? Really? What WAS he thinking? [Suits and Sentences]

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