Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 05.12.09

* Yesterday, we had a law student trying to be a cheerleader. Today we have an associate (formerly at Allen Matkins) who is going to be a Minnesota Vikings cheerleader. Hopefully she’ll be able to adapt her firm bio for her new role. [Minnesota Vikings] * In fairness, nominating this woman might cause some of […]

* Yesterday, we had a law student trying to be a cheerleader. Today we have an associate (formerly at Allen Matkins) who is going to be a Minnesota Vikings cheerleader. Hopefully she’ll be able to adapt her firm bio for her new role. [Minnesota Vikings]

* In fairness, nominating this woman might cause some of the older justices to keel over, thereby creating even more openings on the Court for Obama. [Famous DC]

* Live blog of the “Cool” Cass Sunstein hearings today. I couldn’t watch it. Whenever I see Joe Lieberman I go all pyrokenetic. [Law Dork 2.0]

* Maybe we should just sequester every single jury on a trial expected to last more than two days? [Underdog]

* “Geez!, if you don’t enjoy practicing law, find another line of work.” Okay. I choose Starting Pitcher for the New York Mets. Wow, that was simple. When do I start? [What About Clients?]

* Have you ever bought something, worn it for a night on the town, and then returned it? Apparently, you’re not hurting the company you bought it from as much as you are screwing over the nice lady who helped you try it on and didn’t call you fat as you waddled back and forth from the changing room. [Fashionista]