Non-Sequiturs: 05.14.09

* “So, you know the SEC? That regulatory body at the height of its game, which uncovers and cracks down on scams by reading about them in the Journal or other business publications, and then either responds or ignores them?” They’re hiring. [Dealbreaker]
* Michael Mukasey’s UNC Law commencement address isn’t the only one that disappointed. Senator Mitch McConnell’s attacks on “the others,” in his Louisville Law graduation speech, didn’t go over that well either. [Law School Headlines]
* Following up on all the torture talk today, are layoffs a form of “emotional waterboarding”? [Law and More]
* Some home improvement tips for Biglaw partners worried about the laid-off hordes storming their Upper East Side castles. [Halogen Life]
* New Yorkers: What are you doing on Saturday night? If your parents want you to marry a doctor, then think about attending this event. [IMG Revolver]

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