Non-Sequiturs: 05.19.09

* Donald Trump argues that calling him anything less than a God is defamatory. Okay, that’s not true. But make sure you call him a billionaire. Or you’re fired. [Popsquire]
* The market will provide … incentives for Somali pirates to keep you alive. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
* Crispin is selling its intern on Ebay. Could this be a new model for first year associates? [AdAge]
* Professor Bainbridge on SOX. [ProfessorBainbridge]
* Red State v. Blue State on American Idol tonight. If only the contestants themselves would play along. [Althouse]
* Seriously, Beyond Thunderdome should be required viewing for this summer’s associates. [Legal Writing Prof Blog]

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