Non-Sequiturs: 09.03.09

* I know it’s hard to close down a law school. But as Che once sang: “If normal methods of persuasion fail to win them applause, there are other ways of establishing authority.” [Professor Bainbridge]
* You know, I also miss the heady days of last August. [Adam Smith Esq.]
* More pee stories. [Anonymous Lawyer]
* Is the IRS screwing up Swiss bank accounts for the rest of us? Haha — I said “us.” Of course I meant to say: “Is the IRS screwing up Swiss bank accounts for glorious capitalist jackboots that could buy and sell me eight times over?” [Blackbook Legal]
* For the benefit of the childless among you, please whup your kids so they can learn how to behave in public. Thanks. [Miss Trials]
* Lawyers are now giving you five minutes free! Quick somebody call this guy. [New Lawyer]

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