Morning Docket 11.24.09

* You, sir, are a douche. But that’s just an opinion, and not a statement of provable fact. [New York Law Journal]
* Baker & Hostetler may make more than $37 million for the Madoff unwinding. [New York Post]
*Gitmo detainees with ties to 9/11 will plead not guilty in a justification defense, arguing that the attacks were a response to American foreign policy. [CNN]
* Fort Hood shooter will claim mental illness defense. [USA Today]
* A 14-year-old Alabama girl may be charged for helping to arrange the gang rape of a classmate. [Associated Press]
* Michigan spam king to head to prison for four years for pumping up the prices of penny stocks. [Detroit News]
* A Seattle lawyer makes very good money off of very bad food. [Seattle Times]

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