Non-Sequiturs: 11.12.09

* Rapper calls himself “C-Murder.” Rapper commits murder. Rapper gets convicted for murder. Rapper bitches and moans like a little baby boy that he can’t afford to appeal his conviction. Which one of those things doesn’t belong? (Wait a minute, why am I making fun of a homicidal rapper who might get out of jail? Please tell Mr. Murder that I meant no disrespect.) [New Orleans Times-Picayune]
* How Twitter can help you find a job. [Let’s Talk Turkey]
* Is Justice Ginsburg getting a little weird? [Holy Hullabaloos]
* Gloria Allred wants a bit of Carrie Prejean’s ass. [Radar]
* “Shut the door, have a seat.” [Ideoblog]
* There’s a Costco in Manhattan, in case you are looking to stretch your deferral dollar. [Transracial]
* Homeland Security really needs to get rid of color coded threat levels. [Litination]

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