November 2009

Should Lawyers Be Banned From Having Sex With Their Clients?

Both California and Texas are thinking about officially deep-sixing sex between lawyers and their clients. The California State Bar Association is considering a change to the professional rules of conduct to “prohibit sex with clients unless they are spouses or the relations preceded the lawyer-client relationship,” according to The Recorder. The Texas Supreme Court is […]

Announcements

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch: Maternity Leave

LEWW was recently hospitalized for a series of events that resulted in the birth of an actual human being for which we are now responsible. We’ll be taking a brief hiatus from our Legal Eagle Wedding-Watching duties while we adjust to life with this screaming, pooping bundle of adorableness. The Lat/Mystal regime is far less […]

Biglaw

The Association of Corporate Counsel Rankings

On Wednesday, we told you that the Association of Corporate Counsel was ranking law firms based on evaluations from its members. We also told you that some law firm partners were very concerned about this list. We have the list. The ACC Value Index currently has responses for 448 law firms — big and small, […]

Litigators

My Job Is Murder: Of Lunch and Lawsuits

Ed. note: Welcome to ATL’s first foray into serial fiction. “My Job Is Murder,” a mystery set in a D.C. appellate boutique firm, will appear one chapter at a time, M-W-F, over the next few weeks. Prior installments appear here; please read them first. The author, a former appellate lawyer, wishes to emphasize that any […]

Biglaw

The “Biglaw School” Model

New Mexico law professor Erik Gerding started off an interesting discussion in the blogosphere with his post, Death of “Big Law School’?, on the Conglomerate. Ashby Jones at the WSJ Law Blog and Larry Ribstein at Ideoblog have already weighed in. Gerding’s central thesis is that problems with the Biglaw business model will have major […]

Job Searches

UT Law Has the Most Depressing Job Posting Ever

I understand that “most depressing job posting” is a strong statement. The job market is awful and I’m sure that there are terrible listings that I have not seen. But I stand by my headline. As of Friday the 13th, November 2009, this is the most depressing “legal” job that I’ve seen offered to qualified […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.13.09

* After all that, Pfizer is leaving New London, Connecticut. [New York Times] * Five Gitmo detainees will be transferred to New York, including Khalid Sheikh Mohammed [Washington Post] * Nidal Malik Hasan’s lawyer says that he is paralyzed. And his hands hurt. I care. [CNN] * Warren Buffet says that the market crisis is […]

Caption Contests

ATL Caption Contest Finalists: The Pile Up

Welcome back to “The Pile Up” caption contest. We presented ATL readers with this photo and asked for possible captions: With over 500 entries, we felt as if we were living the horror of the photo. But we waded through the submissions and whittled them down to our top ten. Check out our favorites and […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 11.12.09

* Rapper calls himself “C-Murder.” Rapper commits murder. Rapper gets convicted for murder. Rapper bitches and moans like a little baby boy that he can’t afford to appeal his conviction. Which one of those things doesn’t belong? (Wait a minute, why am I making fun of a homicidal rapper who might get out of jail? […]

Balloon Boy Parents to Plead Guilty

Our long, national, helium induced nightmare is almost over. CNN is reporting that Richard and Mayumi Heene — parents of Falcon “Balloon Boy” Heene — will plead guilty tomorrow: The Larimer County district attorney’s office Thursday said Richard Heene has been charged with one count of attempting to influence a public servant, a felony, and […]

Outsourcing

The ABA Wants Your Thoughts on Outsourcing

It wasn’t that long ago — just back in August 2008 — that the ABA changed its rules to allow the outsourcing of American legal work. In the midst of the recession, a lot of people are still trying to figure out if outsourcing will cause a more fundamental change to the nature of the […]

Biglaw

Open Thread: Are Deferral Stipends Too Small?

We receive a lot of interesting emails here at Above the Law. Once law firms started deferring their deferred incoming associates for a second time, we started getting emails like the one below. Since I don’t really know how to respond to the people who have been asking this type of question, I figured I’d […]

Biglaw

Associates and ‘Other Attorneys’ Lose Jobs, Partners Hold Steady

This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, but the National Law Journal reports that partners are successfully hanging onto their jobs despite this recession. Associates and “other attorneys” are not: Law firms since 2005 had increased the number of “other” attorneys — a category comprising counsel, of counsel, senior counsel and staff attorneys — […]