Morning Docket: 12.18.09

* Elin lawyers up. [Daily News]
* Meanwhile, Accenture is shredding Tiger’s memory. They’ve got some experience in this area. [Going Concern]
* Oh yeah, John Edwards. Also a philanderer. [Politics Daily]
* The Federal Circuit benchslaps the Eastern District of Texas — for the fourth time in the past year — over the issue of venue in a patent case. [Am Law Litigation Daily]
* How would you like to be the associate that had to review the box of cremated remains? [ABA Journal]
* Where’s my global warming now? Huh? Where is my precious global warming now? [New York Times]

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